Everyone's favorite beauty queen, Carrie Prejean, just made this statement in an interview to Christianity Today magazine:
"I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."
Delusional.
Carrie may also be surprised that the bible also says nothing about electricity, sailboats, or Pepsi either!
This chick is a walking hypocrite.
First of all, I don't care whether someone get breast implants or not. If they give you a better self-confidence, then by all means...you are not hurting my life in any way. Go for it.
Of course the bible doesn't say anything about breast implants. When the bible was written there was no such thing as implants, weirdo!
However, when you have someone who is now making her living as an example of Christ, proclaiming to be a Christian and trying to live a holy life, then MAYBE people are going to be a little more critical on your choice to get huge melons!
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of someone getting breast augmentation? The idea that they want to be sexier, right? Fake boobs = sex!
The bible DOES say:
(1 Timothy 2:9-10) . . .'Likewise I desire the women to adorn themselves in well-arranged dress, with modesty and soundness of mind, not with styles of hair braiding and gold or pearls or very expensive garb, but in the way that befits women professing to reverence God, namely, through good works.'
Take it or leave it. I for one, do not follow the old testament ways. So I would never judge someone for braiding their hair, or wearing gold necklaces. But Carrie, and other christians who pick and choose which old-testament scriptures work for them, should be ashamed!
Follow none of them, or follow all! The bible is not a "choose what you want to believe' book.
And if the boobjob was done for vanity, then that is not the modesty that the Good Book speaks of.
Then again...this is the same woman who now has a sex-tape out there, as well as nude photos.
Which is fine...in my opinion, sex is nice. But, don't be hypocritical about it. OWN IT, CARRIE!!!
Look...The only problem I have with her is that she is touring the country making appearances at various churches and religious functions, preaching against the stuff that she is practicing herself!
If she is the new voice of Christianity, then God help us all!
She is a dumb bitch!
ReplyDeleteI consider myself to be a christian, but I like to keep an open mind. Having said that, I do not think of Carrie Prejean as a good role model. It looks to me that she had nowhere else to turn, and the christian right offered her a few jobs, so she took them.
ReplyDeleteThis time next year, she will have done a 180 and be the grand marshal of a Gay Pride float. Trust. I'm not saying she will survive to see the end of that parade, but she'll be wearing a bonnet regardless.
ReplyDelete"Carrie may also be surprised that the bible also says nothing about electricity, sailboats, or Pepsi either!"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! That is really funny, Paul!
Ah yeah, just like I like em... hot and really dumb.. :)
ReplyDeleteThe thing about her is that I didn't find her remarks offensive during the Miss America thing. As a gay guy, I respected her for explaining WHY she thought the way she did. People change. If people can talk together about facts and feelings in a respectable way, then maybe five years from now, she would have said... "Wow, I look back and I can't believe I said those things." She explained what she thought, and she shouldn't have been punished for it. SINCE THEN, everything has fallen apart. SHE IS responsible for all the hypocritical things since, and you should be called out on it. I agree with your post 100 percent Paul!!! I think that everyone involved with what made her infamous handled it poorly -- including her. Not her remark itself, which could have been a starting point for dialog. Anyway, that's my thought. Peace!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why people always say that you can't pick and choose which parts of the bible you want to believe. I think you can. It should all come down to your personal morals.
ReplyDeleteI cant even begin to tell you how much I hate this girl. I don't care about her boobs, or her beliefs on marriage. I care that she is an evil bitch! Did you see how she treated Larry King on TV this week? And all the reports about her being so mean and rude to people. What a cunt.
ReplyDeletei for one denounce all christians who wear braids. KIDDING. carrie prejean is a total dumbass, though.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would just go away. Soon. The ticket of her 15 Minutes is getting louder and louder. And for that, I say, Amen!
ReplyDeleteshe is so not worth our time.. karma.. it isn't in the bible.. but it'll still get ya!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd like to see the dumb twit fall and bust a boob NOT see her groove thang! Another great commentary!
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww christians and the bible, I could write an entire blog on this, having grown up a preachers son and then worked under a pastor for many yrs as an adult...boy the hypocrosy you see.....this chick, would fit right in!
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Gotta keep them boobs perky for Jesus!
ReplyDeleteThe thing is that she says her right of free speech are being violated. Nothing could be further from the truth. If you make such a dumb remark you should be able to stand by it and take it. But she is not taking into account that to take away people's rights is ten times worse than any criticism she was subjected to. How would she like it if they told her she couldn't marry and have over 1,000 rights heterosexuals have because of some erroneous interpretation of the Bible?
ReplyDeleteThis post just made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Paul, I needed that!
-Dean
Isn't Timothy in the New Testament I don't know. Doesn't matter Old or New she's a retard. She has a right to say what she wants to. I have no problem with that. But I do have a problem with her getting so much attention for what she says. If it weren't for us gays getting so upset at her dumb views she would have just gone away like so many other former Miss California's. Between her and Sarah Palin attractive women aren't looking so good right now.
ReplyDeletelol, you are a riot Paul! - PC
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