Tuesday, March 2, 2010

When the Neighbor Sees You Naked...

You think I would've learned my lesson!

A few years ago, I had an incident where I opened up my front door to grab my morning paper, and right as I opened the door the paper delivery guy showed up.

The only problem was...I was nude!

So, after that major uncomfortableness I vowed that I would at least put on a pair of underwear when I open the door to grab the paper!

I did okay for a while... but as time went by, I got a little lazy again.

You see, my apartment is all the way at the end of a hall, back in a corner where there is only a couple of neighbors who could possibly see me.

One neighbor works as a teacher, so he is up and gone WAY before I even wake up.  The other neighbor is a girl at the end of the other side of the hall who I rarely ever see.

Well...she saw me this morning.  ALL of me!  :)

This is sort of what has turned into a morning routine:  I turn the water on to the shower, but in order to give it a few seconds to warm up, I go to the front door and grab the Chicago Sun-Times.

It's a quick little grab of the paper and then back into the apartment I go!

Well, as luck would have it, my female neighbor was in the hallway and got to see me standing there in all my glory. 

Oops...

So, I just smiled and said, "Good Morning!"

She was amazing.  She didn't even bat an eye, or blush.  She looked at me back and said, "Well, good morning to you too!" and continued down the hall.

Eeesh!

Oh well...I guess I don't really care, and as long as she didn't, then all is fine!

Good, because having to break this morning ritual would suck!

31 comments:

  1. Haha I'm wondering what would she write on her blog after the incident lol

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  2. God, Paul! What did I tell you about your nudity problem! :)

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  3. Well played. I admit that I'm rather jealous of the neighbor. ;)

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  4. LOL, funny!
    It didn't seem like she was too offended. Now keep watching the missed connection section of craigslist to see if she does a post about you.lol

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  5. I know plenty of people who have seen you naked. Don't act like it's 'uncommon!' hahahaha

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  6. Grrrrrr Dave! Don't be mean!!!

    :)

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  7. won't you be my neighbor?

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  8. Lucky her, she got to see your tattoos!

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  9. LOL Love it. Maybe tomorrow morning I'll be holding your paper when you open the door! :-)

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  10. You being nude is NOT a problem! (You'll be posting the picture post haste, correct?)

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  11. I wrote a post about when i lived in Tenn and went to the mail box naked, and got caught, lol

    my question to you is...wheres your apartment? lol, just incase i want to hang out in the hall... ;)

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  12. Can you do a reenactment of this incident tomorrow morning? I'll deliver your paper, coffee and your dry cleaning..LOL.

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  13. Just think! You made her day with your hotness!

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  14. Lucky for you, she wasn't some rude bitch who would try to arrest you for indecent exposure. I can see my neighbor doing that to me.

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  15. You have no problem when your pants come down at scarlet. Why the embarrassment now? LOL. Love ya Paul.

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  16. PS. You can be my neighbor anytime too. =v)

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  17. Pics or it didn't happen!

    I used to live on the 16th floor and assumed that I was safe to walk around in my birthday suit whenever I felt like it. After all, if someone saw me, they were really trying, right? I got a little self-conscious though when someone across the way started pointing into my apartment with their laser pointer.

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  18. This is really funny! Would it kill you to put on some pants though? HAHA!

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  19. DAMN IT! I wanna be your newspaper guy!

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  20. They still deliver newspapers? Wow....

    Sounds like you made her day! And as this is a repeat offence, maybe you enjoyed it a little too..?

    I am subscribing to the paper tomorrow - or maybe after spring thaw!

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  21. Lucky bitch got a glimpse of your bootylicious! *eyes of envy*

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  22. U so Stupid! LOL! I remember when you first talked about the newspaper guy years ago. Now this? Paul you need to learn from experience!

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  23. Now that is funny as hell! And to think you probably made her day! She appeared calm, but you know she was like,"Oh my God Christie, you know that cute neighbor guy I have, I totally saw him naked today when he opened his door to get his paper and he was totally hung!" One time I was lying nude on the bed taking a nap, when my landlord let himself in to fix something once. He was suppose to come later in the week, but came to fix the problem early. Now that was shocking. Thank God I wasn't doing anything!

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  24. Everyone here is clearly blind!

    Don't you all see, this is obviously a paid advertisement for the Chicago Sun-Times!

    Read between the lines people!

    (^_^)

    -Dean

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  25. :) Thanks for the smile today!

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  26. Don't you have a peep hole on your door? ;-)

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