Tuesday, March 2, 2010
When the Neighbor Sees You Naked...
A few years ago, I had an incident where I opened up my front door to grab my morning paper, and right as I opened the door the paper delivery guy showed up.
The only problem was...I was nude!
So, after that major uncomfortableness I vowed that I would at least put on a pair of underwear when I open the door to grab the paper!
I did okay for a while... but as time went by, I got a little lazy again.
You see, my apartment is all the way at the end of a hall, back in a corner where there is only a couple of neighbors who could possibly see me.
One neighbor works as a teacher, so he is up and gone WAY before I even wake up. The other neighbor is a girl at the end of the other side of the hall who I rarely ever see.
Well...she saw me this morning. ALL of me! :)
This is sort of what has turned into a morning routine: I turn the water on to the shower, but in order to give it a few seconds to warm up, I go to the front door and grab the Chicago Sun-Times.
It's a quick little grab of the paper and then back into the apartment I go!
Well, as luck would have it, my female neighbor was in the hallway and got to see me standing there in all my glory.
So, I just smiled and said, "Good Morning!"
She was amazing. She didn't even bat an eye, or blush. She looked at me back and said, "Well, good morning to you too!" and continued down the hall.
Oh well...I guess I don't really care, and as long as she didn't, then all is fine!
Good, because having to break this morning ritual would suck!