I guess it all depends on the way you look at things, but I have to say...I am SO thankful that when my parents were doing the 'Nasty Deed', they decided to try some crazy positions that allowed me to be MALE!
That's how that works, right? :)
Look...I do love my women friends, but I am very, very glad that I do not have to go through what y'all do...
This is why being a MAN is better:
*You don't ever have to be pregnant.
*You CAN be elected president. :)
*You can pee anywhere!
*Your last name stays put.
*Chocolate is just another snack...
*You can wear a T-shirt to a water park.
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
*Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
*You don't have to wear tampons. THANK GOD!!!
*Car mechanics actually tell you the truth!
*Same work, more pay.
*Wrinkles add character...
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*Wedding dress: $5000 - Tux Rental: $100
*A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
*You can open all your own jars...
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life!
*You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th!
It's NO WONDER men are happier.
Did I miss anything? :)