Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss America 1995
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not
with all those flies and death and stuff."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
(During an interview to become spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies Manager
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Can I Get a Boniva?"
"Don't Threaten ME with a good time!"
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
University of Kentucky Basketball Forward
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
exclude certain types of people."
Colonel Gerald Wellman
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius
is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
Washington DC Mayor
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
A congressional candidate in Texas
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Greeneville, South Carolina
Department of Social Services