Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Hopefully, This Will Make You Feel Smarter...
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said,
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied,
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
"Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing. I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats."
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed the car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"