It's just about time to take off the work cap and put on the dancing shoes!
Whether you're on your way to a swanky Cocktail party, or just hitting the town with friends tonight, one thing's for sure:
Many of you will be trying to hook up! :)
BUT...is your game ready? Or are you hoping to get a little action while using the same old ultra-cheesy pickup lines?
Well...have no fear!
Your amazing friend PaulBenjamin is always here to help! And...I've got some great sure-to-work pickup lines that will turn you into Don Juan in no time...
So, if you are really looking to score tonight, try one of these...
Sure-Fire Pickup Lines
"You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear..."
"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."
"Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits."
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit."
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."
Good luck gettin' some!