Friday, July 17, 2009

Hey Kelly Clarkson...I DO Hook Up!


TGIF!

It's just about time to take off the work cap and put on the dancing shoes!

Whether you're on your way to a swanky Cocktail party, or just hitting the town with friends tonight, one thing's for sure:

Many of you will be trying to hook up! :)

BUT...is your game ready? Or are you hoping to get a little action while using the same old ultra-cheesy pickup lines?

Well...have no fear!

Your amazing friend PaulBenjamin is always here to help! And...I've got some great sure-to-work pickup lines that will turn you into Don Juan in no time...

So, if you are really looking to score tonight, try one of these...

Sure-Fire Pickup Lines


"You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear..."


"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."


"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."


"Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits."


"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"


"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"


"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."


"Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit."


"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."


"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."



Happy Friday!
Good luck gettin' some!

15 comments:

  1. SIT ON MY FACE - definitely the fave.

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  2. If you pet it, it spits.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  3. "My love for you is like diarrhea." That's great. Notes gonna use that one!

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  4. These are too clever, some may actually work :)

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  5. I pretty much just spit out my coffee at the first one. Who has plastic in their underwear? HAHA! -Jacob

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  6. ummmm... Def the best!! "The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

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  7. My fave: "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?" LOL

    Thanks Paul!

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  8. God, they are all so funny I'm having a hard time choosing which one i like best.

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  9. are those space pants? because your ass is outta this world

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  10. twitter.com/WONDERBOYLBJuly 17, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can totally see myself in your pants.

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  11. OMG...LMAO at your comment WonderboyLB!

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  14. Excellent my man! They all made me laugh ... and "stimulated"! I'm sure they'll work for you!

    I especially like "every muscle in your body", "sleep on your stomach" and "you might as well be there".

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